Category Archives: Gear

The Ultimate (Pregnant) Chick Magnet

I just picked one of these Taga Child Carrier Bikes…nah, I don’t have any kids but it is great for picking up pregnant chicks…trust me.

May We Suggest…the iRetrofone

iRetrofone Base

If your’e debating the jump from Blackberry to iPhone (especially with the phone hopping over to Verizon real soon) the iRetrofone may just be the thing to put you over the top…now you can do business like Don Draper…no, not drunk, but with a cool, old-school looking phone.

May We Suggest…the Copenhagen Chair

1950s Leather Copenhagen Chair

As soon as I get a job as a Supervillain I am throwing the Copenhagen Chair behind the desk…or maybe you can just put it in the corner of your living room in Cobble Hill.

The Tale of the Leaked Next Generation iPhone

The crazy story of how a now terminated (presumably) Apple employee accidentally left his top secret, next generation iPhone in a lunch joint and it ended up in the hands of the geeks at Gizmodo.  Check it out here.

Winscape

The walls of my college dorm room were covered with a yellow Pigpen McKernan poster (which rocked), a huge Doors poster (a group I have never even really liked) and a tapestry (I think)…now you could have this…

Should I Buy an iPad?

Finally a useful flow chart…I mean other than the cheeseburger one.

May We Suggest…A Gift for a Man Who Has Everything (Ewwww)

Condom Dispenser

And by everything we mean some shit he picked up from that girl with the ripped tights and the cowboy boots that he met after that High Places show at The Market Hotel…damn, if only he had the Stainless Steel Condom Dispenser…well, get him some antibiotics and this slick new dispenser and it’s all good.

Tecmo Bowl

 

This may be reason enough for me to buy an XBox…Tecmo Bowl is coming back…the game that started it all…ok, maybe Double Dribble started it all, but Tecmo was close…Bo Jackson couldn’t be stopped running the ball and LT (the original) sacked quarterbacks at a god-like rate…I cannot wait to move into my parent’s basement to fire up the new Tecmo…Foosk, you coming over?

May We Suggest…An IPhone App You Can Finally Use

Sure, using your IPhone as a light saber is super cool, but wouldn’t you rather be able to hide the number of that chick you met at Cafe Noir last night from your wife?  Introducing the Secret Contacts App for you IPhone.  This App masks your private contacts from the “prying eyes of friends, peers, co-workers and significant others.” I really just can’t wait for the Apple commercial when the voice over guy says aloud…”Wanna Cheat on your Girlfriend? There’s an App for that!”

May We Suggest…the Weber Smokey Mountain Cooker

 

If you live in the suburbs, I am sorry…however, while you are sitting in your houses staring at the walls, waiting to die, you might as well be smoking your meats in the yard, no?  Live a little and pick up the Weber 731001 Smokey Mountain Cooker 22.5-Inch Smoker…as a man who is always on grill duty in the summer and has also attended the BBQ World Championship in Memphis, this is a must have…once you buy it invite me over and I will man it (but do it on a weekend when your “new” friends from the Burbs are away on a golf trip or something…I can’t talk to those people).